Launch a coin that
burns itself forever
Two pools, one hard-locked 13-point wedge. The gap runs a perpetual arb loop that drives volume, torches supply on every buy and sell, and builds your treasury in fees — a furnace that never decays to zero. Or bring an existing token and make it deflationary.
You set the fee and the day-one burn. The 13-pt spread & both-sided burn are locked — no launch can ship without a working wedge.
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Make Any Token
Deflationary
Bring an existing token — yours, or any ERC-20 — and bolt a permanent burn engine onto its pool. Every trade destroys supply and skims ETH to your treasury. No token migration, no redeploy, no owner. It works even if the token has no burn() of its own.
BEFORE
Fixed supply. Trades do nothing to the float. No treasury income.
AFTER
Every trade burns supply and sends ETH to your treasury. Permanent.
What It Does
The deflation lives in the pool, not the token — so you never touch your contract. You deploy a v4 hook, initialize a pool for your token against ETH, and from then on the hook intercepts every swap:
- Burns a fixed cut of the token on every buy and sell. Supply only goes down, and it can't be turned off.
- Skims a fixed cut of the ETH to your treasury on the same trades — your project earns from volume instead of selling tokens.
- Both-sided by design. There's no untaxed leg for flow to route around, so a day of only-buys still burns and a day of only-sells still funds the treasury.
- Ownerless and immutable. No admin key, no upgrade path, no rug — the numbers you set are the numbers it runs on forever.
Why Projects Want It
- Scarcity that's real, not promised. A visible, on-chain burn on every trade — not a whitepaper line.
- A treasury that grows with the chart. Fund development, buybacks, or LP straight from trading volume, in ETH.
- A reason to hold. A permanent deflation story gives traders a thesis instead of just a ticker.
- Zero migration risk. Holders keep the exact token they have. Nothing about your existing contract changes.
The same engine that runs $SMURF's 20% furnace — packaged so any token can light one. This is what's coming.
The board
Every token launched through SmurfSwap and how much it has burned.
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SMURFThe docs
The thesis
SmurfSwap launches two pools for the same token and locks a 13-point wedge between them: a cheap fee pool (Pool A) and an expensive burn pool (Pool B) whose burn always sits 13 points above the fee. That price gap is not a bug — it's the engine.
Arbitrageurs can't resist a standing gap. They buy the cheap side and sell the expensive side, over and over, and every leg of that loop destroys supply — Pool A's fees get burned, Pool B burns directly on both buys and sells. The result is three things at once:
The one law: volume is driven by how often the gap reopens past friction — not how big it is. Keep the fee low and the wedge permanent, and every bit of organic flow re-triggers the arb loop, forever. The old way — a burn that decays to zero — kills the wedge and the engine dies. SmurfSwap's wedge never decays to zero.
Case study — SMURF
SmurfSwap is a productization of something that already happened, by accident, to $SMURF on Robinhood Chain. Two pools existed with a burn gap between them. In the numbers, on-chain:
The arb loop was ferocious while the gap stood — then the burn decayed to zero, the gap collapsed, and volume fell off a cliff. That single flaw is what SmurfSwap fixes: the wedge is permanent, the burn is both-sided (no untaxed leg to route around), and the fee can step down in place so liquidity stays burned/locked while the engine keeps running.
What this does for $SMURF
SmurfSwap runs on SMURF. Every single launch burns a fixed fee of SMURF — the utility sink. Launch a hundred coins, and a hundred launch-fees of SMURF are destroyed forever, on top of the platform's ETH revenue from every furnace's fees.
- SMURF is the fuel. You spend & burn SMURF to light a furnace — new token or existing.
- Deflation compounds. Launchpad volume → SMURF burned. SmurfSwap makes SMURF more deflationary the more it's used.
- Treasury in ETH. The platform takes 20% of each Pool-A fee in ETH — never bags of random launch tokens (those get burned).
What you need to launch
- Hold SMURF for the launch fee (it gets burned on launch — the sink).
- Pick your two knobs: the Pool fee % and the day-one burn %. The 13-pt spread and both-sided burn are locked automatically.
- Choose a mode: launch a brand-new token, or paste an existing token address to make it deflationary (works even if it has no
burn()— the furnace routes to the dead address). - Mine the hook — your browser finds the special
0x…CCaddress (a second or two). - Launch — both pools initialize. Then seed liquidity and burn/lock the LP like any launchpad; the dynamic fee means you never have to move it to change fees later.
Burns are permanent and immutable. There is no owner and no off-switch — what you set is what it does, forever.
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